Blackmail picture of the
This is a picture of my
younger bother Ryan at a Red Sox game in 1989, approximate age 14.
Please notice Ryan's extreme hat head and the large bulbous tongue.
The combination of the two fashion no-no's make him look only mildly
retarded (an obvious improvement). He's 23 now and working for TASK:
a government contractor aimed at the destruction of the human race
through piss-poor weather forecasting. Fortunately, the tongue does
role back into his head, however science has no known remedy for his
hair malady we call "Skeezits".