Blackmail picture of the Decade


This is a picture of my younger bother Ryan at a Red Sox game in 1989, approximate age 14. Please notice Ryan's extreme hat head and the large bulbous tongue. The combination of the two fashion no-no's make him look only mildly retarded (an obvious improvement). He's 23 now and working for TASK: a government contractor aimed at the destruction of the human race through piss-poor weather forecasting. Fortunately, the tongue does role back into his head, however science has no known remedy for his hair malady we call "Skeezits".